They create a new group in whatsapp (without you in it).
And if you’re lucky, someone will reveal this. When they suddenly say something like, “HAHA so happening ah the other group. This group so quiet one.” And then you ask “What other group?” and then someone will just reply “hahaha” and leave your question unanswered.
They make phone calls and ignore you.
Someone will be talking to another friend. And then they mention your fiance’s name.. “Ifran this, Ifran that.. bla bla bla.. haha.. giggle giggle..” and they you ask her “Oi why are you talking about Ifran?” and then *krikk krikk krikkkk buat tak layan and continue giggling on the phone like I never existed* Or like I don’t know who’s Ifran laa pendek kata.
They come to Cyberjaya and not tell you.
You come to work. Then you see a familiar pink Myvi parked outside the guard post. Then you see a familiar girl almost getting out of the car. Almost lah. Then that girl saw you passing by the guard post. So the girl quickly tutup pintu and berdoa I didn’t see them. I was like fineee. Never tell me you come all the way from Kuantan laa. Fineee.
They ask you to take the bus and train just to come to Sunway.
It took me almost 2 hours ok 2 hours via public transportation. But it’s okay. I need to find find sexy lingerie for my honeymoon. So okay lah, 2 hours is nothing what compared to Ifran going crazy over me. So demi sepasang baju tidur seksi, kugigihi jua.
They ask you to find them instead of they finding you.
Someone wants something from me and I have it with me. According to adat adat sopan ketimuran kita, that someone should come to us to pick up the thing kan. But noooo, I must go to them and pass the barang instead. I was complaining non-stop whyy la do I have to walk so far to pass him the barang. Whyyy la must see him now why can’t buy lingerie first. Whyyy la this whyy la that.
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Me: Nah shidah casing awakk.
Shidah: Thank you yanggg meh la jumpe kawan kawan kiteee (dalam karaoke room).
Me: Taknak laa kawan uols semua hot hott nanti mek self-conciouss.
Shidah: Tak yangg kawan kawan kite semua pondan pondan gemok uolss.
Me: Okayy. *Preparing gadis ayu mode*
Nodee enters room..
SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
All my back-stabbing friends were there :’) Including Ifran. So hebat these people, can force him to join. Ifran is so geeky he loves to spend his time with his PC games more than with human beings. So hebat, can pull-off a surprise party only via whatsapp.. hehe.
I was too surprised I didn’t know how to react. They thought I will cry. Nahhh mana ada cry. Mak kan tough. Cry sikit je masa nyanyi lagu Because You Loved me. Since I was feeling all loved bagai kan that time. Hilang segala sentap sentap kena ignore sebelum ni.
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They force you to wear the tiara and stroll around Sunway Pyramid as if ‘Kau Sorang Je Dalam Dunia Ni Nak Kawen’

- Bride-to-be Nodee
Kakak cashier at the Ayam Penyet kedai was congratulating me. “Cantiknyaaaa birthday girl.“
Thank you kakak I’m so touched hehe. Birthday girl tak birthday, yang penting cantik HAHAHAHHAH.

"Friends come and go, but only the best ones stay."
I thank you, every each one of you, (atiqa rashida faiza sabrina filza lyana salmia muliana elina ifrana) for celebrating my last few days of a bachelorette and for reminding how much fun we used to have back in uni hehe. “If I koddddddddddd then I woddddddddddd I’ll gooo whereeeeeverrr you will gooooo!!!”

My ateeeeeeeeqaaa :)
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